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Dear Diary,
Michael got a haircut. How do I know? After ditching my other responsibilities and following him non-stop for the past month and a half, he went into a hair salon. I guess he’s so manly, he was trying to feminize himself. HA! As if you could get rid of all that testosterone. Anyways, he went in, got his hair cut and with my luck, his hair was the last to go in the bag before it was full. I immediately lodged myself discreetly into the ceiling of the hair salon and lay in wait for everyone to leave. I then took the bag with me and searched through it for all of his hair like a hungry raccoon looking for an apple core. I now have a new pillow with his hair being used as the stuffing. I feel like we’re that much closer. <3
-Bekah MacIntyre
