The Adventures In Life

Dear Diary,

Christmas is coming up and I’ve been thinking real hard about what to get him. I remember overhearing him say something about wanting some calendars full of half-dressed cowboys as I was listening in from the bug I planted in his house. My guess is he wants the calendar to look for fashion ideas. After all, cowboys have the best attire; second only to firemen. Haha, suspenders. I think I’ll make him a scrapbook and fill it with pictures of him and things of his, like that lock of his golden-sun hair. Oh my, I’m excited! I’m going to start right away.

-Bekah M.

P.S.- Michael, if you read this, than you can count on be not sneaking in through your window again. Just kidding! I’m already inside. You should be too.